Oh, yeah! You're perfect! You're so filled with non-knowledge that you're going to come here AGAIN, and AGAIN, and AGAIN, and AGAIN, and AGAIN, because a Non-Knowledge build-up can give you gas.
It helps to have kind of a Zen thing going to think up these things... You'll know you've got a good one if you tell it to some folks, and the first thing they say is a disiniterested "yeah, whatever", and then about ten seconds later they get a kind of struck-by-a-brick look and say "Huh!? WHAT did you say???!!!" That's what happens when a person's brain is filled with a bit of Non-Knowledge. The same effect CAN be achieved merely by clever application of a brick (hence the struck-by-a-brick look) but that, unfortunately, is still illegal in some areas.
All additions will be scrutinized by The Society for the Advancement of Non-Knowledge and will be placed on The Illustrious Page of Non-Knowledge on a regular basis. This is processed by HUMANS so don't expect your anti-facts to appear immediately.
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