The Wall

This is mere minutes old. Therefore there's nothing here.

For a good time call Dave

For a really good time call Mike

The world needs more stutes. So be a stute. Be self reliant. Have your own good time. Don't call me

for a really good time call Mike.......ooooohhhhh baby, what's Mike good for?A wise man once said, "Beware of falling cats (aka Rufus)".All in all you're only thick as a brick.Praise "Bob"For a time, call me.

Give me SLACK or KILL ME!!

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Who's the git who put the fishcam on this page?!? I hate shit like that!

<\center>The Rev. Dr. Nucleus lives! Or at least his brain is in a jar somewhere, wired to a modem. Science-friction, small animal torture, and answers to questions like * who wrote the book of love? * if dogs have canine teeth, do cats have feline ones? * why do snails bubble when you pour salt on them? All are gleefully answered. Wax your "Bob"board and surf over to http://www.sig.net/~jbc/drnuke.html Praise Eris (but pay "Bob")!!!

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42Sheldon Landwehr- world class dining and travel critic shares his undisputed expertise with readers of his popular column, seem each week in the NY Post CHECK OUT HIS NEW INTERNET SITE http://www.sheldonlandwehr.com I'm bored d he rj j .WORLD CLASS DINING AND TRAVEL CRITIC SHELDON LANDWEHR SHARES HIS UNDISPUTED EXPERTISE WITH READERS OF HIS POPULAR COLUMN, SEEN EACH WEEK IN THE NY POST.....LANDWEHR NOW GOES GLOBAL WITH THE AN INFORMATIVE RESTAURANT AND TRAVEL GUIDE ON THE NET. CHECK HIM OUT ! BOOKMARK IT NOW ! http://www.sheldonlandwehr.comPrimus RulesYOVITA "JOE" I LOVE U - SAM "CUIH"I wanted to have my own corner in the Internet and here it is -=(RooArt)=-BEHOLDhello lords of the keyboard, mighty leaders from behind the screen. talk to me-JAis there anybody out there? Hey mother fuckers I am pretty pissed off. this damn thing ain't working right if you read this goddamned letter just know I think you assholes should pay attention to your sites and fix em' when there brokeDimples are you out there??? ANyone from Hamilton, Ontario CANADA?? THis is the VAMPMAN!!! How are your kids?? I hope they are fine?? I LOVE SUE.Hello, how are you doing? Comic books are cool. Marvel rules. DC and all the other no-name companies suck. X-Men rules. Spider-Man rules. The only Marvel character who sucks is Conan.Hello, Samantha here a nice busted 22yr old female!!! I have 36C-28-32 measurements!! Nice shoulder length dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. Nicely shaved legs and muff!! I am Bi-sexual!! Anyone want to chat?? Smiless are you out there??? Anyone want to chat?? Smiless ARE YOU OUT THERE!!!!!!????!!! Samantha is here!!!!I'll make this short & sweet... Would you like to trade links? If so? Mine is: WWW address: http://turnpike.net/emporium/M/mkrischak/index.html Thnx... krischak@netcom.com P.S Your site is awesome!

I want to tell you about my new kind of Karma.


Carma with a "C" not a "K".
The "C" is for cynic.
Not Karma, K-a-r-m-a: "what comes around goes around".
But Carma, C-a-r-m-a: "what comes around comes around".
That's philosophical for "SHIT HAPPENS".
("CARMA" copyright 1996 by Alva Ostlund-Fleming )

I want to tell you about my new kind of Karma.


Carma with a "C" not a "K".
The "C" is for cynic.
Not Karma, K-a-r-m-a: "what comes around goes around".
But Carma, C-a-r-m-a: "what comes around comes around".
That's philosophical for "SHIT HAPPENS".
("CARMA" copyright 1996 by Alva Ostlund-Fleming alva@mainelink.net)

I want to tell you about my new kind of Karma.


Carma with a "C" not a "K".
The "C" is for cynic.
Not Karma, K-a-r-m-a: "what comes around goes around".
But Carma, C-a-r-m-a: "what comes around comes around".
That's philosophical for "SHIT HAPPENS".
("CARMA" copyright 1996 by Alva Ostlund-Fleming alva@mainelink.net)

I want to tell you about my new kind of Karma.


Carma with a "C" not a "K".
The "C" is for cynic.
Not Karma, K-a-r-m-a: "what comes around goes around".
But Carma, C-a-r-m-a: "what comes around comes around".
That's philosophical for "SHIT HAPPENS".
("CARMA" copyright 1996 by Alva Ostlund-Fleming alva@mainelink.net)

I want to tell you about my new kind of Karma.


Carma with a "C" not a "K".
The "C" is for cynic.
Not Karma, K-a-r-m-a: "what comes around goes around".
But Carma, C-a-r-m-a: "what comes around comes around".
That's philosophical for "SHIT HAPPENS".
("CARMA" copyright 1996 by Alva Ostlund-Fleming alva@mainelink.net)
alva@mainelink.netalva@mainelink.net

Nice t'see ya finally got it right, Alva...
LIVVY-DON'T FORGET--BOYS ARE STUPID!!!!!!What's new? Not much here. Check you out later!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII III III III IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII K K II LL LL K K LL LL KK II LL LL KK II LL LL K K II LL LL K K II LLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLL Hello out there Karma sutra Does anybody know The wall at Cronulla ?If you do e-mail casino@dragon.net.au

Are there any quiers in the audience tonight? get them up against the wall and what about that one, he don't look right, get him up against the wall and that one looks jewish, and that one's a coon who let all of this riff raff into the room there's one smoking a joint, and another with spots If I had my way, they'd all be shothey im looking for a person to play chess or trade software via e-mail dop me a line at tearsx@execpc.com hey damit ,,,it didnt work right ,..... it mixed my message up with some racist peice of shit,,wel thats not me,,,im looking for a person to play chess or trade software via e-mail.my adress is tearsx@execpc.com

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buenareis: crotch=splendid P.S. How can you make something called "the wall", and not expect a bunch of Pink Floyd references? Come on man, get on the ball. Something needs to fill the empty spaces.This is very gay, whoever reads this and doesn't chew is also gay. In fact, I am the only person here who is not gay...It matters not how straight the gaite, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my FATE..... I am the captain of my SOUL.... William Henley (1873)Bi-Sexual Samantha...Measurements aren't that great, without a mind. So tell me, Sam.. what's on your mind or are you just blowing steam. Reply would be appreciated...Kasper The Wall is a cool idea...I shall return

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RAT TYPES OF MUSIC NEVER DIE, ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO IT DO....RATRAT TYPES OF MUSIC NEVER DIE, ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO IT DO....RATthis wall sucksthis wall sucksDOOM,QUAKE,DESESENT II, DUKE 3D , UK BBS (01132) 527495 (WWW.WP.COM/HYDROLOG/BRITDOOM.HTM)Like many others, I came to this link with PINK FLOYD in mind. In my opinion this WALL guy should be nailed to this WALL of his by his balls. Either that or I should seek other links, no the nailing to the WALL thing sounds better!Like many others, I came to this link with PINK FLOYD in mind. In my opinion this WALL guy should be nailed to this WALL of his by his balls. Either that or I should seek other links, no the nailing to the WALL thing sounds better!Where do you want to be in 10 years? What do you want to be in 5 years? Who do you want to be next year? whay do you want to be? --LEGALIZE MARIJUANA NOW---Stop making criminals out of otherwise law abiding people.Sheldon Landwehr - world class dining and travel critic shares his undisputed expertise with readers of his popular New York Post column Now read him on the web !! Check out his ass-kicking reviews of restaurants and travel...plus send your comments in and win a copy of his book !! Check it out: http:www.sheldonlandwehr.comSheldon Landwehr - world class dining and travel critic shares his undisputed expertise with readers of his popular New York Post column Now read him on the web !! Check out his ass-kicking reviews of restaurants and travel...plus send your comments in and win a copy of his book !! Check it out: http:www.sheldonlandwehr.com >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.>>> SHELDON LANDWEHR >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http:www.sheldonlandwehr.com You're Mom...Bitch!!!!!!! For A GOOD TIME: call 1-800-328-4475!!!! It's a Freaking Blast....... oh father, oh father I have come to confess i left this girl in a terrible mess her shirt was all tattered and her tits were all bare and there was a lump on her belly that shouldn't be there oh son, oh son i know it's all fun but you should use a condom till you are done oh father, oh father dont be unjust i did use one but the fucking thing bust! m&mMistress Hacker said "..Go see the wall" / so far, so goodEvil is a point of view, God kills indiscriminatly and so shall we, for no creatures under God are as we, non like him as ourselves. GIDDY- I have crossed oceans of time for you.hi there shiney happy people THIS WALL SUCKS"Why does the modern simpleton assume he's causing you a problem by killing you? --Pat Fish [the Jazz Butcher]

"Why does the modern simpleton assume he's causing you a problem by killing you?

--Pat Fish [the Jazz Butcher]

"Why does the modern simpleton assume he's causing you a problem by killing you?

--Pat Fish [the Jazz Butcher]

Greetings Dave....
I have made the download and am setting this baby up. Very Cool...Thank you!

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Hi Dave!
Come visit me at Mike's World!

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If there is a man who wants to kill himself and he is murdered, did he get what he wanted.

Although some people have been known to use Dog Poo as a healing salve, 4 out of 5 doctors still don't recommend it.

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Together we stand. Divided we fall!

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COOL NEW GRAFFITI WALL!!


Come check out Phreakie's Graffiti Diner, where the bathroom's are less than emaculate and the only thing that will give you gas is the graffiti! So if you find you need to be relieved venture into the bathroom and post your strangest idea's, your dirtiest limericks,your shameless ad for other graffiti walls,or mouth off about the jerk that cut you off while you were trying to get there. Phreakie's Graffiti Diner http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/8452

God, Do I ROCK!!!!

kan online- Hey folks, for the best graffiti wall links and a graffiti wall to write on, then get on over to:

My Dear KAN, Why do you hate me? Why must I suffer your rebuke? Why hast thou forsaken me? ...Love,Fred

YOU ARE A BIG TWIT!

FRICTION IS COOL!

My Dearest 'KAN', Your 'WALL' looks very exciting,but there doesn't seem to be anything there! Could it be that you are suffering from 'POSTIS-INTERRUPTUS'???....Love,Fred

Forth Floor West Sucks!!!! NICE VISITING HOURS Third floor East rules any ?'s ask Adam Second floor west is kinda cool also

I WAN'T TO FUCK MY SISTER. ANY ADVICE?

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This message is mirrored at the Wall (non-affiliated) at Graceland, Memphis, TN, USA:


Elvis: you and me are still the kings, baby !!!


-Dr. Jeremy D. Burns-

..still feelin' more like I do now than I did before...

(btw, Floyd rules! But so do Otis and Emmett...)

This message is mirrored at the Wall (non-affiliated) at Graceland, Memphis, TN, USA:


Elvis: you and me are still the kings, baby !!!


-Dr. Jeremy D. Burns-

..still feelin' more like I do now than I did before...

(btw, Floyd rules! But so do Otis and Emmett...)

FRICTION IS COOL!....Fred

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!.....LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED!. . . JL

AH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

FRED HERE. THIS IS ONE SLAM-BANG OF A WALL.

I just want my Mother to know that 'POSTING' here has been a simple act of desperation! ....XENO-Fred

Yaaaaaagh........he's here...!!!!!!!!!! I'm seeing Freds....FREDS EVERYWHERE......are there no end to them? Their very existence tortures "STORMFRONT".

Fred #212 says "Hi".

IS DORI LANDWEHR STILL ALIVE...AND STILL PSYCHO?

okay !! i just have 1 question.. why do they call a pothole a pothole because it's a whole in the road,... shouldn't they call it a roadhole?? This next quote is dedicated to Ronny-my bestest bud in the whole world... "If you keep worrying about the bad things in life, you're going to miss out on all the good." Keep smilin' I LUV YOU MAN!!! from andrea

TH' PLOT THICKENS. I SENSE CHANGES...THINGS HAPPENING......LAW ENFORCEMENTS' HAMMER FALLS.

Sorry I'm late!(busy spanking my monkey!)Are all you WANKS ....uh! YANKS.....errr! AMERICANS DOING OK???

UK Fred is such a 'DWEEB'!(and slow besides!)...what's the problem with the phone system there anyway???
Well,I just stopped by to 'MAKE-NOISE'!!!----BOLIVIA Fred!!!

SovietRussia Fred here!Transitional periods are very hard for our Country and our people!This is a very hard time.

CALIFORNIA FRED HERE. LIKE.. IT'S LIKE....HEY COOL..DUDES.....LIKE RADICAL......FAR OUT..MAN...!!!

UnderWater Fred surfacing. blurble...blurble..gurgle...splurt...splort.......Hello Surface Dwellers.....kelp sandwich,anyone?

DEADFredHERE!

CRIPPLED KAN THERE

BILL CLINTON TO THE KAN MAN....."CAN'T BE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

I don't do repetitive graphics overlays! HONEST!....Love,Fred

Stop using words I don't understand. KAN MAN

Stop using words I don't understand. KAN MAN

Dear Webmaster,Sorry about the 'Fred'-Reunion!...Fred

That's okay. No harm done. Actually,I'm rather fond of you Freds. Best of wishes to the world's Freds for a Merry Christmas andd a Happy New Year.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU!!!(and Merry Christmas to you and yours!)...."Fred(s)"

May all of you have a safe and happy holiday season.

On a somewhat different note,I cannot stand the T.V. Commercials for "IHOP"!(International House of Pancakes) In my opinion,that place serves the closest thing to 'PIG-SWILL', a human being could possibly encounter without 'OINKING'!!! Love, Fred P.S. ALL THE COFFEE YOU CAN DRINK!/FREE!(great place if you are strung-out on 'CRANK'!)

YEAH! CLIFF SUCKS! What about "Dennys"?

...how do I puke here,let me count the ways!...

BILLY JOE BOB HERE. HEY NOW WAIT A MINUTE,GUYS. THERE'S NUTHIN' BETTER THAN IHOP "PIGS IN A BLANKET" WITH A SIDE ORDER OF STRAWBERRY WAFFLES FLOATIN' IN A SEA O' CHEAP CARAMEL-COLOURED SYRUP AND TH' WHOLE MESS WASHED DOWN WITH A GLASS OF "O.J.". DANG IF'N THET AIN'T TH' FOOD O' TH' GODS...!!!!

Fred Here, The last time I had those little 'PIGS IN A BLANKET', they were shivering so much from the cold,they actualy fell off the plate!(maybe they should have had an 'electric' blanket!!!...Love,Fred

I was at an IHOP in Santa Ana,California back in 1972 and the movie star James Garner walked in and sat in the booth next to mine. I was stoked beyond belief. I asked for his autograph but he looked at me funny and ignored me and went on eating his Pigs in a Blanket swimming in fake blueberry syrup.

I tried to tell you!!! You eat that 'funny-food',and it'll do strange things to your brain!!!(I used to eat at the 'DING-HO' restaurant,but all that "BARKING" from the back room just drove me crazy!!!(is dog meat good for you???)....Love,Fred

Boots the Cat here. Did you hear any meowing? Any loud screeching sounds?

I heard a lot of screeching at Burger King the other night! Turns out they've got a bunch of Drag Queens working in the back!.....Fred

Where did Drag Queens get the name? Do they go drag racing? Are they dragging something around?

In the world of dating,there are two ways to go.'STAG'(alone),or 'DRAG'(drag a girl along)! If you are a boy who dresses-up in womens clothing in order to 'pass' as a female,you are probably a !@#$%^&*()_+|.....well,let's just say,people will refer to you as a QUEEN! Anyway,I believe the correct term to use is "female-impersonator"!!!

YEAH! A ten inch dick and 3 pounds of nuts!!!(that could cause a lot of 'DRAG'!)

EWWW....GROSS......I'M SORRY I ASKED.

I want to buy some "Super Goo" to go with my "Sex Wax".

YOU READ MY MIND!!!....I was just playing with "Kai's Power GOO"(MetaTools)! This is the cheapest(around$50.U.S.)...Very Cool Graphics Program....you could ever get your muddy-little-mits on!!! Take(grab it off the internet)your favorite photograph,(this aint "PHOTO-SHOP" kids!),,,BEND IT/WARP IT/SCREW THE XXX out of it....and then make a MOVIE("GROOVIE") out of it!!!DUMP IT onto a VHS Video-Tape,and send it to your Mother!!!!(don't do this! My Mother stopped talking to me!!!) Anyway,it is COOL GRAPHICS,and VERY LOW COST!!!(and,by the way,I do not work for them!!!).......I AM WARPED!!!

"Kai's POWER GOO"......GO TO.....http://www.metatools.com.........Love,Fred

OK! I bought that 'GOO' stuff!(I stuck the CD up my dogs butt,and sure as shix,he morphed into something wierd!(now how do I get my dog back???).......JUX

I got some goo on myself last night and I think it is making my penis swell-up!!!(everytime I watch 'BAY-WATCH'on T.V.,it seems to get bigger?)

my dog has goo all over his pecker.is this the sane stuff you are talking about???

What do you call a brand new 'puss' colored carbonated beverage???....I Dunn-o?....ask the coke company!

BITE ME, FANBOY!!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled jack-off session.

And we thank you for your support.

I was watching the 'FISHCAM' while this page was downloading,and I think I saw a fishing lure!!! ***Do you think I should call '911'???

NAAA!...just go get some tartar sauce!We're having FISH tonight!!!

How many U.S. dollars in one ¥ ?

Subject: [Fwd: Hmm..things that make you go] heh heh.

  1. I spilled spot remover on my dog....now he's gone.
  2. I have a map of the United States, life size. 1 mile equals 1 mile. It's a pain to fold it.
  3. Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier.... I thought I'd put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
  4. I woke up this morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called information. She said they were behind the couch. She was right.
  5. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
  6. What's another word for Thesaurus?
  7. I planted some bird seed. A bird grew. Now I don't know what to feed it.
  8. You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.
  9. The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
  10. I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
  11. I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
  12. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  13. Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

    For a meaningless time, click here!

    An even less meaningful time is available here!

    For a 'COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME',check out the "Monty Python" CD-ROM!(no meaning whatsoever!!!)

    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

    TRY THIS..........http://bathroom.bianca.com/shack/bathroom/graffiti.html ..... VERY COOL SITE!!!

    STICK IT/CLICK HERE!

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    I think our fishin' lines done got 'tangled-up' somewhere!!!

    Hi! My name in Ryan and I'm planning to sacrifice my cat tonight. I've bought a very cool knife and a couple of candles, also got a big "altar" thing to burn its entrails once I'm done. I plan to skin it and use the skin to cover one of my walls. Now, the question is, how can I cook the meat?? I'll be here tomorrow (Jan 3) and I hope someone can give me a good recipe! Bye

    BOOTS THE CAT HERE. RYAN,IF YOU TOUCH ONE HAIR ON THAT KITTY'S BUTT I'LL SEND THOUSANDS OF CATS TO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU'LL BE CLAWED TO SHREDS. LEAVE DEM KATS ALONE,SUMBITCH...!!!

    "BOOTS,is that you? You stay away from that guys house!!!He sounds like a REAL NUT!!!....Hill-Billy Hitler

    ...there's a 'YUMMY' FISH-CAM here somewhere!(lots of treats!)

    BOOTS HERE. I WENT TO THAT PLACE AND TH' SMELL OF FISH WAS DELIGHTFUL......IT SMELLS LIKE A TUNA FACTORY IN SUMMERTIME. MAKES MY WHISKERS DROOL...!!!

    Are there any hot women here? I just love to watch hot women masturbate. Please reply.

    I'm a female Orangutan!(will I do???)

    Yes, Yes, It will do! Maybee we can get together sometime baby. Call me at 501-972-6723. My dick is so hard thinking about you.

    Listen buster...why don't you just grab yer meat and BEAT IT..!!!

    Actually I can't because I have a really bad urinary tract infection. So their's no way that I can cum anymore. Sorry!

    U.S. Fred here. I have a temperature of 103F. It's Saturday afternoon. I'm about to pop 'Independence Day' into the vcr. There's six cats sleeping on my bed. Yes,Boots is there too.

    DAMN! I've been looking everywhere for that cat 'BOOTS'!(I'm just glad he's safe!)

    Hi, I knew to this wall. Are their any other walls like this? Plaese reply.

    FRED #212 HERE. YES,THERE ARE LOTS OF WALLS LIKE THIS. BUT YOU MUST BE ABLE TO SPELL PROPERLY TO USE THEM....!!!

    my mother gave me toilet paper for christmas!!!

    Billy Joe Bob here. I gots me a roll o' buttwipe thet has Santa's face on each square.

    "......we're just monkeys,stuck in a bubble!...."

    speak for yourself,"BUBBLE-HEAD"!

    my DAD sent me a card saying he didn't like the presents I sent him!(of course,he didn't send me shit!!!)

    ...................I think it may be time to break the ties with these abusive/glue-sniffing,sperm-donars!!! I've been kissing their 'collective' BUTTS for a very long time now,however,I am growing weary!.......MOM,DAD,..."SUCK MY DICK"!!!("see you in the next world,and don't be late"!)

    ...OOOPS! "Donar",is the German GOD of 'THUNDER'!(I meant,"donor"!....yeah/right!)

    TAKE A PILL AND GET OVER IT!(YOU LITTLE CRY BABY!!!)---GROW-UP!!!!

    I've been "surfin'" the 'NET'!....now,I need someone to 'WAX' my "BOARD"!!!

    my board has too much wax on it!(I KEEP FALLING OFF!)

    Well, I know you folks love it here in the limelight, at "THE WALL." Glamour should not be taken lightly. But you get tired of the chicks, the drugs, the money, the sycophants who love you to get ahead... So look at me here
    But if you want to know how I got here, try:

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    I doubt if I scruuud tht up, but if I did, my accountants will take care of it! (Believe Me!)

    QUASSELSTRIPPE
    DON'T CLICK THAT GRAPHIC IF YER KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YER! (it's an error 404!) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------DRUNK

    That slovenly hypertext above LOOKS BAD, but I did manage to fix the neverending link to Bianca'a........I FIXED THE WALL!!!!!!! -----------------------------------------------------------------------THE DRUNK GUY

    QUASSELSTRIPPE -- SATISFYING LIKE A BOTTLE OF THUNDERBIRD
    ------------------------------------------------------------- DRUNK REPAIRMAN

    I think the 'FISH-CAM' has more to offer!

    'how can I get in that fish tank????'

    CATS LOVE

    PATS!


    THEY REAAAAALLLLLY DO!

    i fart on your art!!!!!.....!@#$%^&*()_+| !!!!! mouse-man

    *a little girl runs in and paints on the wall* If you are not a complete and total perv email me sometime! ruby@fcs.net

    "The World is a dangerous place, not because of evil people
    but because of people who watch evil and do nothing about it"
    - Albert Einstein
    -Heretic

    COME HERE! for the best in Game Emulators and JAVA Chat!
    Is there something that is pissing you off? Or are you upset about something? Maybe you just need a good rant to get things off your chest! Come and bitch and moan about anything that is pissing you off! Post your rantings for the whole world to see! The Rant -N- Rave page! Ranting is good for your health! The Rant -N- Rave Page! http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/4293

    Fish!

    BRING BACK THE VIRGINIA TECH GRAFFITI WALL NOW!!!!! Love, Kramer

    Nah I don't feel like wasting my time and usign HTML for such a short thingy like this so HERE: ALWAYS REMEMBER: The Truth Is Always The Truth Unless The Grand Truth Is Proven Untrue! (DOn't ask me I've got no idea what this means. If you do give me a mail at Coolhng13@aol.com(Didn't feel like useing HTML agin)) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Ross

    Boots the Cat here. Just padding thru.....looking for a catbox. Hmmmm? Is UK Fred still here? Is kanboy still a spilled dog sperm?

    blood blod blooooood. red red red. suck it suck it suck fuck it fuck it fuck it. where is it. My darling, where have you come from, where will you go. I don't know. my life is red and green and slimy and where is it located? It is located somewhere near prugatory but not near the earth. somewhere in between. in between in between. my anger surges and so does my blood. where do they go? Somewhere in between my life and yours. Somewhere where life is happy. Somewhere where colors lose all their meaning and we never know where we are. I want that place, I can feel it. I can't find it. Where is it?

    "Thank you to the man in the tafetta dress." -"Bob"

    Hello to Wall Writers
    I wonder how long the owner of this webspace is going to permit this kind of drivel to be posted within it. If I was he/she I would have given up long ago. So why don't we act like rational educated people and ........
    make sensible use of it !!!!

    Hey!!! let's loosen up a bit!!


    ------------------------------------------dougsy

    WOO WOO! I get the best spot on the page to tell you about my page! It's AWESOME! It's a graffiti wall plus! there's several different posting areas available depending on what it is you need to talk about so come on in, pull up a chair and have a great time at
    The Widow's Web
    You'll have a great time, I promise, or you can go stick your head in the toilet!

    Bring your scalp in for an alignment and lube job...free estimates!

    JUST GO TO HTTP://members.aol.com/oldkeg/skiing.htm

    "K" and I have a Video now along with our pics. Email us at brvynky7@juno.com

    pink floyd lives

    pSyChO wAs HeRe.

    you guys are a bunch of assholes, that better of not been a real virus I picked up in this shithole.

    Thanks for the memories Dave!



    GEE!....this was just the 'nice' STUFF!......

    WOW!

    ...I can't wait until next year!!!


    ...I'm still trying to learn how to 'MOON-WALK'!!!

    Visit Wizard1's Tower of Fear!

    One of the Webs premier horror sites!

    Titts and ass are cool

    Everybody is always sayng that sodomy is a sin but, what you don't know is that sodomy is the mixture of two different races so even though you go to church and you try to avoid sins at all times what you don't know is that you are a product of sodomy, if you want me to explain this E-mail me at con.dom@mailexcite.com and you will receive a complete explanation of my ingeneus theory, you won't be SORRY HAIL SATAN AND TO ME!!!!!!!!

    The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants.

    This is one of the coolest places I have
    ever been to, and I love the concept!
    -KAIN

    whatever.

    Elvis was Here

    DAMNIT DAMNIT! You are all going to DIE! Painfully, horribly, and with Bob's Blessing, commiting heinoius sexual acts with animals! -You should know who this is but you probably don't so SUFFER DAMNIT!

    oooaaahhh.... pretty wall...



    .....just came by to say HI!


    click for music


    .....gee!,,,that 'Fred' guy sure was a 'JERK'!!!

    Bonz

    Great Wall, Is it off the wall? MIAMI RULES...Nuttin But NET Vanilla Ice Owes Me MONEY...The Loooooooser...MIAMI RULES WOW Tha Blackhawks are out flying around tonight....Buzzzzz Buzzzzz....Rat-ah-Tat-Tat said the Gun Ship to the SMUGGLER Speaking of Smuggler.....HOW ABOUT SOME GLEN FRY... Smugglers Blues and MIAMI RULES South Beach # 1 Hot Spot And I LIVE HERE........ yaowzer...yaowzer...yaowzer.....PUTZZ........... MOTORCYCLES RULE THE PLANET...Screw Everything Else http://www.gate.net/~bomse Motorcycle Accessories Exported World Wide YAOWZER...Ya mon bomba-clot ya ja mon de punnani huntair to de life ja? ra? jumppa zul punnani ja mon? ya clod? Ya BOM-Ba-Clot Irei Mon to ya ya jump to de cla, Ya BomBa Blod Clot Ya to Ja, Mon ya? Punnani,Punnani,Punnani MON.. Geve eet tooo mee girleee, ya ya http://www.gate.net/~bomse Motorcycle Accessories Mon! Exported World Wide , YA BOMB-BA-CLOT Blood Cloting Rasta Boy, What Dooo you say? geve meee sum oh dat SENS-SAY MIAMI RULES...Nuttin But NET Vanilla Ice Owes Me MONEY...The Loooooooser...MIAMI RULES WOW Tha Blackhawks are out flying around tonight....Buzzzzz Buzzzzz....Rat-ah-Tat-Tat said the Gun Ship to the SMUGGLER Speaking of Smuggler.....HOW ABOUT SOME GLEN FRY... Smugglers Blues and MIAMI RULES South Beach # 1 Hot Spot And I LIVE HERE........ yaowzer...yaowzer...yaowzer.....PUTZZ........... MOTORCYCLES RULE THE PLANET...Screw Everything Else http://www.gate.net/~bomse Motorcycle Accessories Exported World Wide YAOWZER...Ya mon bomba-clot ya ja mon de punnani huntair to de life ja? ra? jumppa zul punnani ja mon? ya clod? Ya BOM-Ba-Clot Irei Mon to ya ya jump to de cla, Ya BomBa Blod Clot Ya to Ja, Mon ya? Punnani,Punnani,Punnani MON.. Geve eet tooo mee girleee, ya ya http://www.gate.net/~bomse Motorcycle Accessories Mon! Exported World Wide , YA BOMB-BA-CLOT Blood Cloting Rasta Boy, What Dooo you say? geve meee sum oh dat SENS-SAY MIAMI RULES...Nuttin But NET Vanilla Ice Owes Me MONEY...The Loooooooser...MIAMI RULES WOW Tha Blackhawks are out flying around tonight....Buzzzzz Buzzzzz....Rat-ah-Tat-Tat said the Gun Ship to the SMUGGLER Speaking of Smuggler.....HOW ABOUT SOME GLEN FRY... Smugglers Blues and MIAMI RULES South Beach # 1 Hot Spot And I LIVE HERE........ yaowzer...yaowzer...yaowzer.....PUTZZ........... MOTORCYCLES RULE THE PLANET...Screw Everything Else http://www.gate.net/~bomse Motorcycle Accessories Exported World Wide YAOWZER...Ya mon bomba-clot ya ja mon de punnani huntair to de life ja? ra? jumppa zul punnani ja mon? ya clod? Ya BOM-Ba-Clot Irei Mon to ya ya jump to de cla, Ya BomBa Blod Clot Ya to Ja, Mon ya? Punnani,Punnani,Punnani MON.. Geve eet tooo mee girleee, ya ya http://www.gate.net/~bomse Motorcycle Accessories Mon! Exported World Wide , YA BOMB-BA-CLOT Blood Cloting Rasta Boy, What Dooo you say? geve meee sum oh dat SENS-SAY

    SURNAMES THAT *SUCK* ANDREWS PUGA GODDARD BENNETT SHWALLON MAYER ATCHISON BOOKER COFFIN SEITZ CONLEY TRIPOLI SATO MIYASAKI POIRIER OSTROSKY BARNUM SAVOY BRUCK CARRASCO ANDO HEARNE PHILLIPS SHASTID PEDDLE YEATTS HAWTHORN SMITH SIJERA CARBALLO CROWELL ALLEN MOORMANN ROTH DARNBROUGH ANGLIN HAWTHORN MELNIK SEAVOLT WILLIAMS GRAINGER TESHIMA BOYLES KODADEK LONG MAKI SØRENSEN THOMAS YOUNG GERDING THOMPSON CHAK NG KLOOTWIJK YOSHIDA LJUNGBERG JACOBSSON MOLANDER RAND BOONE DANIELS LOPEZ JOHNSON YEOH CHESNIN KRAGE HINSON WALLACE FROHBUS

    This is just a bunch of crap!

    This is just a bunch of crap!

    Write me! lavendaughter@hotmail.com

    The OFFICIAL KAN-HATERS MESSAGEBOARD


    FUCK!

    This WALL killed Mozilla 4.5!


    You owe me a blowjob.

    BARB, I LOVE YOU BILL

    Joe here, not much too original to add, other than it finally got colder than a witches titty here in Motown! Don't forget to visit me at the link below CLICK HERE!

    Bumpy road ahead!

    THE WALL IS COOL

    A NAUGTY LITTLE POEM?? I'm sure you can imagine As plain as you can be The place is Picadilly The player He and She She whispered "Will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times. And said it can be sore." Then finally contented Laid back and relaxed a bit Quickly and readily he bent over her And then he started it It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been quite a size "Calm yourself," he whispered His face was filled with a grin "Try and open a bit wider So I can get it in". "It's coming now,"he whispered. "I know."she cried in a bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I am having this.." And with final effort She gave a frightened shout. He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contented Sighed and gave a smile She said," I am glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find... Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!!

    A Whisper from the Past guesswho@missing.net Sat Jun 12 18:28:59 EDT 1999

    My second coming is near. Are you ready?

    X Pac xpac@dgenerationX.com Sat Jun 12 18:32:20 EDT 1999

    I've got two words for you...SUCK IT!!!!!

    D-GENERATIONX
    Stone Cold Steve Austin austin@whoopass.net Sat Jun 12 18:36:16 EDT 1999

    If you want me to open up a can of whoop ass on Mr. McMahon then give me a HELL YEAH! That's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold says so!

    Austin
    3:16
    Mankind mickfoley@mankind.com Sat Jun 12 18:38:19 EDT 1999

    I've got two words for you...MMM BEEFY!!! Have a nice day!!

    The Rock rocky@bramabull.com Sat Jun 12 18:40:56 EDT 1999

    I'll tell you what....I'm going to shove my foot up your roody-poo candy ass in front of the Rock's millions, and millions of fans if you smelllllllll what the Rock is cookin'!!!!

    Al Snow snow@hardcorechamp.com Sat Jun 12 18:42:46 EDT 1999

    What does everyone want? HEAD!!!

    What does everyone need? HEAD!!!

    Jerry "The King" Lawler king@wwf.com Sat Jun 12 18:45:32 EDT 1999

    Where's my PUPPIES?!? I want PUPPIES!!! I love PUPPIES!!!

    The Undertaker phenom@hell.org Sat Jun 12 18:49:40 EDT 1999

    Fred is the higher power. Fred is my master, my savior. Hail Satan. Hail Fred.

    wow

    Do not do Electronic engineering in ireland. It really is a waste of time!

    yOU CONFUSE ME. THOUGHT YOU WERE GROWN. Why can't there be women who just want to get banged all day? LDM has the answers.

    TO GET ON WOTI, CALL? BUT IT HASN'T WORKED YET! HELP! NO, PLEASE DON'T FLUSH THAT...................

    And now for something completely different...

    This is a test...

    This is a TEST

    I am the Dark Spleen of Doom.

    Test

    this is really stupid

    I WANT A JOB! heh heh! Clayton

    P.S. Will code for food (Clayton again!) ccorbey@hotmail.com

    Dennys SUCKS http://dennyssucks.webjump.com go there, bitch about Dennys and make them pay me to take it down one day!!!!!!!


        poo
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        !       !
  mother should I run for president?
     cigars, interns...and a whole country to lie to


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    Be the fish...
    Thanks Dave. I'll try your wall program with my students at Castlemaine (Australia). I like the concept. Hopefully I will have students and parents interacting online. Regards - Peter.
    

    The Pigtail Revolution is fully endorsed by The Star Chamber

    i made this message out of purified pretend, it's taken me a long time.
that shit's hard to come by and you can't do upper-case with it.
    

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Memo to Boots the Nazi Cat---get your feline nazi pussy ass back to my house you fucking kraut wannabe!

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FUCK DEAD LINKS!

    
This place reeks of dead links!

    If you’re into rock’n’roll, Turbonegro are a band you either loved in the late ’90s, or later claimed you did. They’re from Norway, are buddies with black metal crazies, dress like gay sailors, openly do drugs and party like the last days of the Roman Empire, and they write the simplest, dumbest, but catchiest rock songs that you’ll never, ever mistake for some fabricated, squeaky-clean major label band. The Apocalypse Dudes are dangerous, not especially pretty, the real deal without knowing what the hell that means. They’ve peeked into the abyss, and in fact, they revel in the darkness most people spend their lives running from. The first time you hear a song like “Good Head” (or pretty much anything off Apocalypse Dudes, easily one of the top ten records of the ’90s, as consistent, strong, and influential as, say, Nevermind or Pearl Jam’s 10, in case yer still not getting the scale here), you realize that not since Bon Scott-era AC/DC has a band been so accidentally great. They’re primal, dirty, and wild, and they have the solid chops and melodies to match their addiction to the kind of decadent rock’n’roll lifestyle your parents warned you about.


They also broke up in ’98 when their King Diamond face-painted singer lost his mind. And now they’ve returned, five years later, to once again pillage your town, drink your beer, piss in your sink, and sleep with your girlfriend, sister, and perhaps some of your pets. And you’ll cheer the whole time, boy…


Some might say Turbonegro exploded the way a good rock band should, at the peak of their success. Did you actually get a chance to live the good life, or did you break up and then achieve legendary status only to discover “cult status” doesn’t exactly keep your rent check from bouncing?
We started playing big shows in late ’96/’97 (for Ass Cobra), so the snowball of denim was rolling, and it didn’t stop when we broke up. The decadence kind of surpassed the success, and it tasted good! 


One thing I’ve always liked about Turbonegro is the pleasure in prowling the seedy, dark underside of rock’n’roll.
The downward spiral into darkness is [unintelligible mumbling, but it was probably deep, and he said “baby” at least once]…


And your singer followed that path perhaps “too far”…
He followed it all the way. We decided to get off, and he wasn’t ready to get off yet.


Do you talk about that?
Sure, we don’t mind. Heroine abuse is an important aspect of rock’n’roll… Hank’s had mental problems, light versions of schizophrenia, since early adolescence, and thus began his self-medication, and various other band members have been around that block as well… But we’re in better shape now than we’ve ever been…


Does that mean that you’ve cleaned up, or that you’ve learned how to make it work for you?
Hank quit, but the rest of use… Well, our last few tours have been blizzards, but, ya know, we don’t feel the need to… Girls just want to have fun, ya know?


One of my best friends, Fenriz from Darkthrone, saw a picture taken while we were on stage at a festival we played in Germany last summer. The shot was from behind, looking out over the crowd, and he noticed some water bottles on the drum riser, so he called me up and said “Hey Tom, what’s with these water bottles? Do you drink water on stage now?” And I’m like “No, I drink beer on stage. We all do.” And he’s like “So what’s with the water bottles on stage? Have you matured? Have you cleaned up your act?” He was really pissed.


So heroine is ok, but water is bad?
We’re in it for a laugh and a lager, mate!


I’ve always been a big fan of Hanoi Rocks’ “Self-Destruction Blues” and the like…
That’s the way it should be. Finland’s a cooler country than Norway, cuz they had all the good hardcore bands in the early ’80s, plus they have Hanoi Rocks. But Sweden is poser central. Everyone wears designer clothes. Norway was the poorest country in Europe at one point. We had the canned fish industry, and some potato farms, but the rest is bedrock so you can’t grow anything. There’s always been hunger and high infant mortality, but then they found oil on the coast, so now we’re rich. When you give poor people money, it’s pretty cool. I think the nouveau rich are always a lot cooler than old money people. Look at Elvis. They know it might not be there tomorrow, so they really live…


The Swedes are old money, they have taste, so they despise us for being such vulgar buffoons.


I’ve interviewed a lot of Norwegian black metal bands and gotten some good history and social lessons. 
Really? We grew up in the same tiny village as Darkthrone and Mayhem and Satyricon…


And Emperor…
I might actually be starting a band with Samoth from Emperor, and Faust, too, because he’s out of jail now (jailed for murder during the church-burning days of black metal’s beginnings). I think they’re good people with a real musical vision. I’ve known the Mayhem guys for 20 years, and they’ve always been very supportive of us. They always say “There’s only one band in the world that’s more evil than us, and that’s Turbonegro!” (laughs) 


I feel more related to them than I do some rock bands from Stockholm that dress up like Lynyrd Skynyrd and go around saying they’re for real. I don’t give a fuck about all that…


Is that the reason Turbonegro got back together? To show the posers how it’s done?
We got back together because people offered us a lot of money to play festivals last summer, and the cocaine prices in Norway are awfully steep.


But seriously, we decided to do the three shows, and if we played as well as we did in ’98, we’d stay together, and if not, they’d just be three parties. People often say we got back together to cash in on our legend, but we didn’t sign to a major label, we signed to Burning Heart, people we’ve known since ’86 when they were a small mail order. We’re one of the only Scandinavian bands not signed to a major. People at Burning Heart have Turbonegro tattoos… You going to get that level of commitment from a major?


We knew that whatever label we went with, we were going to sell a lot of records, so why not put it out on Burning Heart, because they deserve it? Majors have signed anyone with a guitar, but a few good things came out of it… Ebbot Lundberg of The Soundtrack of Our Lives – when he was in Union Carbide Productions – was like a mentor to us, and the way The Hives took off was incredible… When they were 16, their mothers would drive them to Turbo shows, and we’d play for 12 people. They’re from a small steel town, and they became huge without asking the scene if the scene thought it was alright. All the petty nagging and gossip really irritates me. It’s fashion fascism.


You recently toured the States with Queens of the Stone Age…
They’re an incredible band. They had a list of bands that labels were going to pay them lots of money to take on the road with them, but they decided to fly us in and pay us good money… Josh and Nick saw us play in front of 23 people back in ’95, and they’ve been huge fans ever since.


You planning on staying together for a while?
Sure, why not? Our next record may be a full-length film. We’re talking to Spike Jonze about it. He did Being John Malkovich and a Beastie Boys video. Him and Jeff Tremaine, the Jackass producer, did a video for us in Los Angeles for “Sell Your Body (To The Night).”


A friend of mine, Rachel Varla, played a French hooker in that video.
Oh, you know her? She does that magazine Varla… We like that magazine a lot…


What’s the movie going to be like?
We’re at the level of greatness now that we can make a really idiotic film and pass it off as a record. We can make our Hard Day’s Night, with our songs as the soundtrack, and it’ll be this totally pretentious project everyone would hate, but it’d be untouchable because it’s by us. (laughs) It’ll be like the movie when Dennis Hopper went to Peru to make a film, and they came back a year later and no one remembered anything and all the film was gone. 


There are so few true wildmen left… We’re left with the right-wing butthead the Nuge has become.
If you want to kill animals with arrows, why don’t you use a harpoon like Norwegian whalers do? Our next goal is to take homosexuality to the next level, which is cannibalism. Not only will you suck cock, but you’ll eat cock. When you mix all of the colors of the rainbow, it gets dark.


You must take shit for the homosexual overtones… Well, I guess it’s pretty blatant!
A lot of people like it, especially girls, but sometimes people shout “you faggots!” In Oslo, a big skinhead yelled “you faggots!” at us, but he was so into the band, he later yelled “fuck my ass, Turbonegro!”


How’d you ever come up with the idea to make the apocalypse dudes gay?
It goes back to the black metal scene again. We grew up with those guys, and that scene was getting wilder and heavier, they were killing each other and burning churches, and we were like “fuck, how can we outdo that?” Our friends had become the scariest guys on the planet, but how were we going to scare them? So we were sitting around, drinking beers, and we said, “A-ha! Homos! That’ll scare them!” 


But they love it, so it kind of backfired… It’s an impossible, half-assed image, but we’re kind of stuck with it now, and we wouldn’t trade it for the world. It’s kind of taken on a life of its own. It’s no longer the Village People, NME called us the Pillage People…


I know you hate this question, but what was it like to go into the studio after such a long break to follow up Apocalypse Dudes, one of the top ten rock records of the ’90s?
We get asked that a lot, even by friends of ours. But we love a challenge, especially one we know we can’t win. But on a serious level, it’d be stupid to think we’d achieved such a level of artistic genius that we can’t make records anymore. Why should the peacock hide its feathers? We had to try, and I think we made a great rock record. The magic is still there. The biggest hurdle has been overcome, and now the worst that’s going to happen is reviewers are going to be comparing us to ourselves. 

What have you been doing since the band broke up?
I’ve been working at a market analysis company, cuz that’s what I went to school for. 


That’s kind of an unrock’n’roll job, isn’t it?
Put it this way: Norwegian farms are going down the drain, and my team developed a product that saved 200 farms the first year it came out. It’s easy to be idealistic when you’re a teenager, squatting at a punk rock flophouse, but then you grow older and return to your rich family and get a career. You never have to be a whore to a commercial culture in order to eat.


What about the other guys in the band?
Pål Pot ran a pizza place called Pamparius, and they had to sell it because so many people called because of the song “The Age of Pamparius,” and it became impossible to run the place. Euroboy and Chris Summers played in Euroboy, and Rune was their manager. Hank moved away from Oslo to get off heroine, moving way up north to where his family lives. He was in treatment there for a while and he worked in a whale hunting museum.


We’re all very different people, but when we get the denim on, all differences are erased.


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    I like to run up to the top of stairs trailing catarrh behind me as I go
    

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    wibbet deets
    is that a booger hangin' outa your nose ?
    Blah Blah Blah
    Shandee is DA BOMB <333
    if you can read this, you're probably not blind ..
 
    Me. Part of the Internet history.

    Hullo.
    .
    what a load of bollocks
    rip off!
    HI LOL
    WEENER
    BOB SAGET!